May 2013
they-call-me-wonder-woman: h0odrich: It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth This speaks to me on a deep emotional level.
May 22nd
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tessaviolet: i have a moral dilemma and none of my friends are awake.
May 22nd
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May 21st
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May 21st
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May 20th
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I really hope some of that 1.1 bn goes towards a nEW VIDEO PLAYER.
May 20th
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May 20th
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May 20th
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puckquinn: if you ever leave my door open and i have to get up and close it myself just know that’s me closing the door on our relationship forever
May 20th
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graham norton during Eurovision 2013: the best of
graham: if two girls kissing offends you, then grow up
on ireland performance: good news for the irish economy, i hear they’ve discovered oil there. too bad it’s baby oil and they appear to have used it all on his backing dancers.
graham on montenegro: the picture quality of the moon landing was better than this link to Montenegro
montenegro: we have to be brief, don’t we?
graham: yes
graham: i don’t think bonnie can win now, i don’t know, i’m not carol vorderman.
petra: we're half through voting now
graham: oh that's depressing
estonia: shows up
graham: is he standing outside a prison?
albania: petra you look gorgeous tonight!
graham: better than you
albanian guy: (singing) should i live, should i die without your love--
graham: you should leave
eric: i'll help you to the bathroom
graham: don't do that eric, that's how rumours start
germany: we're having so much fun!!!1!
graham: speak for yourself
dude: breathes
graham: oh look, it's sideshow bob, nice of him to show up
petra: azerbaijan won 2 years ago, it can still happen now!
graham: god, please, no
denmark: winning
graham: busy right now, just won the eurovision, i'll call back later. #donereallywell!!1!1!
voting after denmark has won: proceeds, ppl giving points to russia or idk
graham: can someone please tell her she can't win now
graham: oh flowers now, marvellous
graham: my taxi is waiting outside so if she could sing as quick as possible, that would be nice
May 19th
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May 19th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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quote of the night on eurovision
May 18th
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Ireland: 7 points to the UK (◡‿◡✿)
UK: 1 point to Ireland
Ireland: (ʘ‿ʘ✿)
May 18th
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avengersassembleeh: and a new genre was created ghost opera vampire dubstep
May 18th
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THAT’S IT, FLOOD THE CHANNEL TUNNEL, au revoir mother fuckers
May 18th
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holy-son-of-an-assbutt: We gave Ireland one point. I think we technically just declared war.
May 18th
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morgrana: you see in england it’s not about winning it’s about not coming last
May 18th
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May 18th
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ahlohomora: Foreplay’s over now it’s war
May 18th
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morgrana: I feel like Georgia is crying for help “Help, my brother, they trapped him in a glass box”
May 18th
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melasandre: You’d have thought that the UK would have caught on by now The only way we’ll ever win is if we just go completely INSANE. Go big and gay or go home
May 18th
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consultingtimelordsofbelair: llwlyn: *tour guide voice* and if you look to your left, you can see the entire Doctor Who fandom collapsing in on itself *tour guide voice* and if you look to the right, you can see all the Europeans on tumblr going insane over Eurovision 
May 18th
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phantasticllamas: Tumblr makes eurovision 100% better Don’t forget drinking!
May 18th
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leychal: we all know who the real star of eurovision is 
May 18th
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is, is this it Italy..? If it doesn’t shower pasta i’m turning over
May 18th
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May 18th
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bonnie tyler: believe in m-
uk: no
May 18th
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They should put a guitar case down on the stage for people to throw change in
May 18th
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kuuzuryuu: if you unfollow me for liveblogging eurovision you only have urself to blame, you signed up for this when you followed a european blogger
May 18th
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Day 217 of being trapped in this box, I’ve been wheeled onto a stage for eurovision, the only way to express myself is through dance, save me
May 18th
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Waiting for Loki to arise from a stage door
May 18th
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paralysedbeaver: moriarty: truckzilla: to all you americans out there this is eurovision I’m Irish and this is still how I feel about it.
May 18th
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thranduilings: ACTUAL TRANSVESTITE DRACULA ON STAGE Is this about Romania, Or UK…
May 18th
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yes, YES, YES
May 18th
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AZERBERJIMJIM
May 18th
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datpolishkidd: YOU HAS FARTEEEEEEDDDDD, WE CAN SHAVE YOU ALLL WE CAN SHAAVEE THE WORRRLDDD
May 18th
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the-eleventh-blog: SHE COMES OUT OF A FUCKING DISCO BALL IN LATEX WITH TWO MEN WHO ARE CLEARLY LOVERS IF THIS DOESN’T ENCAPSULATE EUROVISION I DON’T NOW WHAT DOES
May 18th
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lovingharrystyles: remember last year’s eurovision when
May 18th
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FUCK, Ball just hit me right in the face, where’d this fucking come from
May 18th
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FUCK YEAH MIRRORS AND SHORT DRESSES, this is Eurovision
May 18th
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Smoke machine!: Drink
May 18th
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“At the end of the song, there are two girls kissing. And if two girls kissing...”
– Graham Norton, Eurovision 2013 commentary (via istillplaywithdolls)
May 18th
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cellardoornevermore: Me: He doesn’t even look German Matt: What, because he’s not Aryan?
May 18th
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“If love doesn’t kill us, the choreography will”
– Graham Norton
May 18th
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Is that Sam Winchester on guitar Spain?
May 18th
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cellardoornevermore: YES FINLAND! …No Lordi though this is more like it!
May 18th
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Was this girl attacked by a shower curtain
May 18th
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drmichaeljones: shout out to france for having the courage to wear a shredded bin bag omfg
May 18th
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