they-call-me-wonder-woman: h0odrich: It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth This speaks to me on a deep emotional level.
tessaviolet: i have a moral dilemma and none of my friends are awake.
I really hope some of that 1.1 bn goes towards a nEW VIDEO PLAYER.
puckquinn: if you ever leave my door open and i have to get up and close it myself just know that’s me closing the door on our relationship forever
graham norton during Eurovision 2013: the best of
graham: if two girls kissing offends you, then grow up
on ireland performance: good news for the irish economy, i hear they’ve discovered oil there. too bad it’s baby oil and they appear to have used it all on his backing dancers.
graham on montenegro: the picture quality of the moon landing was better than this link to Montenegro
montenegro: we have to be brief, don’t we?
graham: i don’t think bonnie can win now, i don’t know, i’m not carol vorderman.
petra: we're half through voting now
graham: oh that's depressing
estonia: shows up
graham: is he standing outside a prison?
albania: petra you look gorgeous tonight!
graham: better than you
albanian guy: (singing) should i live, should i die without your love--
graham: you should leave
eric: i'll help you to the bathroom
graham: don't do that eric, that's how rumours start
germany: we're having so much fun!!!1!
graham: speak for yourself
graham: oh look, it's sideshow bob, nice of him to show up
petra: azerbaijan won 2 years ago, it can still happen now!
graham: god, please, no
graham: busy right now, just won the eurovision, i'll call back later. #donereallywell!!1!1!
voting after denmark has won: proceeds, ppl giving points to russia or idk
graham: can someone please tell her she can't win now
graham: oh flowers now, marvellous
graham: my taxi is waiting outside so if she could sing as quick as possible, that would be nice
quote of the night on eurovision
Ireland: 7 points to the UK (◡‿◡✿)
UK: 1 point to Ireland
avengersassembleeh: and a new genre was created ghost opera vampire dubstep
THAT’S IT, FLOOD THE CHANNEL TUNNEL, au revoir mother fuckers
holy-son-of-an-assbutt: We gave Ireland one point. I think we technically just declared war.
morgrana: you see in england it’s not about winning it’s about not coming last
ahlohomora: Foreplay’s over now it’s war
morgrana: I feel like Georgia is crying for help “Help, my brother, they trapped him in a glass box”
melasandre: You’d have thought that the UK would have caught on by now The only way we’ll ever win is if we just go completely INSANE. Go big and gay or go home
consultingtimelordsofbelair: llwlyn: *tour guide voice* and if you look to your left, you can see the entire Doctor Who fandom collapsing in on itself *tour guide voice* and if you look to the right, you can see all the Europeans on tumblr going insane over Eurovision
phantasticllamas: Tumblr makes eurovision 100% better Don’t forget drinking!
leychal: we all know who the real star of eurovision is
is, is this it Italy..? If it doesn’t shower pasta i’m turning over
bonnie tyler: believe in m-
They should put a guitar case down on the stage for people to throw change in
kuuzuryuu: if you unfollow me for liveblogging eurovision you only have urself to blame, you signed up for this when you followed a european blogger
Day 217 of being trapped in this box, I’ve been wheeled onto a stage for eurovision, the only way to express myself is through dance, save me
Waiting for Loki to arise from a stage door
paralysedbeaver: moriarty: truckzilla: to all you americans out there this is eurovision I’m Irish and this is still how I feel about it.
thranduilings: ACTUAL TRANSVESTITE DRACULA ON STAGE Is this about Romania, Or UK…
yes, YES, YES
datpolishkidd: YOU HAS FARTEEEEEEDDDDD, WE CAN SHAVE YOU ALLL WE CAN SHAAVEE THE WORRRLDDD
the-eleventh-blog: SHE COMES OUT OF A FUCKING DISCO BALL IN LATEX WITH TWO MEN WHO ARE CLEARLY LOVERS IF THIS DOESN’T ENCAPSULATE EUROVISION I DON’T NOW WHAT DOES
lovingharrystyles: remember last year’s eurovision when
FUCK, Ball just hit me right in the face, where’d this fucking come from
FUCK YEAH MIRRORS AND SHORT DRESSES, this is Eurovision
Smoke machine!: Drink
At the end of the song, there are two girls kissing. And if two girls kissing...– Graham Norton, Eurovision 2013 commentary (via istillplaywithdolls)
cellardoornevermore: Me: He doesn’t even look German Matt: What, because he’s not Aryan?
If love doesn’t kill us, the choreography will– Graham Norton
Is that Sam Winchester on guitar Spain?
cellardoornevermore: YES FINLAND! …No Lordi though this is more like it!
Was this girl attacked by a shower curtain
drmichaeljones: shout out to france for having the courage to wear a shredded bin bag omfg